@mokoyfman RT Everyone. Bravo, David Carr. Brilliantly written: http://bit.ly/4zzqx9
about 1 hour ago from txt

@johncmayer I took the eHarmony test and it turns out my personality has thin lips and lots of teeth.
about 7 hours ago from web

@malsirrah Why can't I have nice normal friends? Why do mine all end up in sorted love triangles with famed golfers, actors or misfits? RU - why, why?
about 7 hours ago from web

@SarahKSilverman I can totally relate to Precious because once like four years ago I bit the inside of my cheek and I was like OWWWW!!
about 9 hours ago from web

@virtualoliver Support charity: water, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! - http://bit.ly/5XZaJM
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@AshleySimko Thanks to the chaotic work week ahead, I was considering bailing on Basel. Then I heard those five magical words... I. Will. Pack. For. You.
about 11 hours ago from Tweetie

@MicahJesse EEKS!!! Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhaal have split, a source close to the actress tells PEOPLE. No further details were given.
about 12 hours ago from Tweetie