@brianstelter This story could be titled "The Ways We Watch TV Now, & Why Media Companies Are Cringing:" http://bit.ly/5MQlrP
about 1 hour ago from web

@katiebakes Wish I could go back and tell kindergarten me to cherish naptime and Catholic school me to cherish wearing uniforms. MORNINGS, YOU KNOW?
about 1 hour ago from web

@dizzyblazeberg Wow. Big night, y'all. Ended a fight between one of those studly hosts, and then taken home by @nickyhilton and @thelsd. Now, Judge Hatchett
about 6 hours ago from TwitterBerry

@peeweeherman RT @waderockett YAY! You can watch @peeweeherman's Christmas special at his website! Best guests ever. Grace Jones! Charo! http://peewee.com
about 8 hours ago from web

@johncmayer I like shirts with hoods on them because I like the option of looking like a jackass.
about 9 hours ago from Twittelator

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@michaelwryan Not even kidding: Almost every single person on my feed is talking about Jersey Shore. I'm a scared Midwesterner; is this my type of show?
about 9 hours ago from Echofon

@thecajunboy After 2 hrs of Jersey Shore, I feel like I just watched Jesus puree a live puppy while being fisted by Hitler. I'm scarred forever.
about 10 hours ago from web

@LHearst Going to Avenue with @harleyvnewton @caseycoane & @dreehemingway celebrating her 22nd birthday :)) ♥
about 10 hours ago from UberTwitter

@arielilana "So The Situation told me there was a situation"..#jerseyshore
about 10 hours ago from UberTwitter

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@rachellehruska "I left the club early because i didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend. AND because i felt like eating ham and drinking water." #jerseyshore
about 10 hours ago from web