@CosmoOnline Happy Veterans Day! It’s early, but we’re collecting kisses in NYC. First stop: Military Island in Times Square. http://tiny.cc/P0aPK
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@JonnyFamous Are drunk Waspy fucks recession proof? Cause they will talk all night about how wack shit is with a $500 tab...Just saying...Captain Rock!!!
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@StevenRojas At Avenue for @mikenouveau he just played Violent Femms kiss off for me. That's 3 places I heard it tonight. Yes.
about 7 hours ago from UberTwitter

@kelleyhoffman @xxpjc is doing 'the butterfly' to 'no diggity' in a bow tie, cummerbund, and ninja turtle t-shirt. Hero to all.
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@CarsonGriffith Friends at boom boom room or usl. Carson headed to bed. Unlikely situation.
about 9 hours ago from UberTwitter

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@bhammerling Ate the burger at the Spotted Pig which is always an epic experience. And one that puts u into a fabulous food coma.
about 9 hours ago from Tweetie

@thecajunboy Sometimes I feel like the only person in New York City who doesn't have their own wacky Bill Murray story, and I'm not happy about it.
about 10 hours ago from web

@danielshea Been at mermaid inn oyster bar for 90 minutes. Still waiting for food. I know its opening night but...
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