@ev RT @noradio: The problem with having really secure passwords is that I'm so proud of them I want to show them to everyone.
about 8 hours ago from web

@thecajunboy RT @mattufford Mad Men smashed my heart into pieces like a vase over a rapey husband's head, fixed it with Krazy Glue, then broke it again.
about 9 hours ago from web

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@Lock As every Yankees fan said to me on 10/20/04, means nothing if you don't win whole thing. Eagerly awaiting awkward Arod series MVP speech.
about 9 hours ago from web

@dens Oh my, this episode of Curbed Your Enthusiasm with Jerry Seinfeld and the Jesus tear is pretty epic. Hahaha!
about 10 hours ago from web

@JTWhite This guy opening up for Girl Talk is named "OJ da Juiceman". Wait... I'm serious..
about 14 hours ago from UberTwitter

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@dizzyblazeberg At the Calvin Klein party in Rio now, where there are naked - like totally - naked laying in the pool. Oddly, it does make me want CK undies
about 16 hours ago from TwitterBerry

@rachellehruska Stanley is having a dog gone good afternoon in central park! http://pic.gd/5cda69
about 16 hours ago from UberTwitter

@JasonBinn BinnSpotted Ashly Olsen strolling down Greenwhich St in Tribeca to Kaffe™ for Coffee, while smoking a cigarette.
about 18 hours ago from UberTwitter