Twitterific Tweets, Second Earthquake Hits Haiti, Bill Gates Joins Twitter, And Scott Brown Pimps Out His Daughters

@Awl Initial Reaction To Scott Brown's Senate Victory In Massachusetts: An Imagined Monologue By The Republican Party -- http://cli.gs/0g7XJ 12 minutes ago from WP to Twitter

@NickCannon I'm casting for my new MTV show Hatin' Any funny people out there?! 15 minutes ago from web

@PerezHilton So much devastation and suffering! RT A 6.1-magnitude aftershock has struck near Port-au-Prince, Haiti. http://bit.ly/7g2VZj about 1 hour ago from web

@ParisHilton I'm so Excited for Cochella! The line up was announced today and is dope! Jay Z and Tiesto, loves it! about 6 hours ago from TypePad

@kristianlaliber Well, scott brown got off to a good start by whoring out his two daughters. about 8 hours ago from UberTwitter

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@bhammerling Why the Breslin is genius: in the private booth, a cubby hole w/outlets for peeps 2 be able to charge their phone http://yfrog.com/6oknzj about 8 hours ago from Tweetie

@thecajunboy I can't wait for Levi Johnston to knock up one of Scott Brown's daughters. about 9 hours ago from web

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@johncmayer Just read my Rolling Stone cover article. I'm still not sure if I would want to hang out with me. about 12 hours ago from web

@littleylittley Wow, #KellyBensimon 'posing fully nude' in March’s issue of #Playboy...shot by her ex + fash photog Gilles Bensimon. Thank U @kikilet !! about 14 hours ago from web

@mashable Bill Gates just joined Twitter: http://bit.ly/8VXeg9 - You can follow him @billgates about 15 hours ago from bit.ly