Rachel Uchitel Is Mistress #1, And It's Time For Her To Capitalize On It...

Dec 11, 2009 9:59 AM

Rachel Uchitel

Rachel Uchitel is #1. Mistress #1 at least. And, as the number of mistresses on Tiger Wood's card grow, her position becomes more prized. While the other dozens have faded into obscurity, Rachel has paparazzi following her around like she's Paris Hilton circa 2004.

We're not sure what this means for Miss Uchitel and her career, but as we pointed out earlier, any way you paint it, she comes out on top.

Tigers ain't no match for Cougars, right?

The big question now: Who's going to give money to her to start her own nightclub?

Rachel Uchitel has a lot to be smiling about...

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Just another day at the gym (In boots?!)

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Buzz on Rachel is hot right now. It's time to capitalize....

So, what would you like to see Rachel do next with this new found fame?

To contact the author of this post, email rachelle@guestofaguest.com

nacholulu

December 16, 2009

5:07am

Rachel is beautiful!! If Tiger Woods and his wife divorce and she and Tiger both truly want to be together, they should get married and live their dreams....life is very short.  

Nick

December 16, 2009

10:40pm

Nacholulu Fu@#*you  

gimpy by the sea

December 17, 2009

12:39am

Oh Lord,please help me! If I have to listen to one more of Tiger's bimbos on my TV,whining into the camera about how Tiger said they were special and that he was going to leave his wife for them, I'm afraid there will be more puke than just cat puke on my living room rug. This whole sorry affair has caused me to change professions. I am now going to become a movie producer and my first film will be entitled "Planet of the Really Dumb Bimbos" It'll have a cast of thousands and I doubt I'll have any trouble finding women to play the parts.I already know who will be the thirteen stars or is it fourteen now ? I wish the media would go back to covering the fabulous Noel sisters. I know these fine ladies with the well tanned, Yoga-toned bodies,annoyed a lot of people but hey, at least they weren't dropping their drawers every time an athlete or Hollywood celeb stolled into their world.Give me a F'n break ! Later.GBTS  

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