Ha! This lady wouldn't shop in Wal-Mart if she LIVED in one. What NYC fashion maven is keeping an open mind about the rumored Wal-Mart set to open in NYC?

Fern Mallis, AKA Ms. New York City Fashion Week, is doing a good job of not criticizing Wal-Mart.

But trust us, Fern. They're not that special.

And, we at Guest of a Guest would like to take a moment to point out the utter unfairness that New York is getting a freaking WAL-MART before a Target, which is clearly a superior store in every way. Ugh.