Lacey Chabert's character in Mean Girls, Gretchen Weiner, was famously chastised by Queen Bee Regina George for unabashedly trying to make "fetch" happen. Six years after the release of the movie, Gretchen Weiners may have finally gotten her wish...-
...in the form of a nightclub for dogs. We wish we were kidding.
On Friday night, the Fetch Club, which is, no joke, a nightclub for dogs, as in canines, as in canis lupus familiaris as in ANIMALS.
The nightclub boasts a tiny treadmill with a tv on it which will play movies like 101 Dalmatians, and Lassie. Because, you know, color blind animals are totally more likely to respond to the cartoon on the small box if it's about puppies. Admission to the club is $35 a day.
So there you go, Gretchen Weiners. Fetch is like, totally fetch now.