If They Weren't Famous....

Mar 17, 2008 1:04 PM

celebs in midwest
[Ashley Simpson, Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen, and Sarah Jessica Parker]

...And were living in Des Moines, Iowa. What would some our our most popular celebs look like? These are pretty hilarious:

Jennifer AnistonGwen StefaniCameron DiazBrittany SpearsMichael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-JonesHillary DuffTom CruiseTara ReidSharon StoneSara Jessica ParkerParis HiltonPamela AndersonJohn TravoltaMary Kate and Ashley OlsonJohnny DeppJLo and Mark AnthonyThe BeckhamsAshley Simpson

Answers below:

From Left to Right:

Jennifer Aniston
Gwen Stefani
Cameron Diaz
Britney Spears
Michael Douglas & Catherine Zeta-Jones
Hillary Duff
Tom Cruise
Tara Reid
Sharon Stone
Sara Jessica Parker
Paris Hilton
Pamela Anderson
John Travolta
MK & Ashley Olson
Johnny Depp
Mark Anthony & JLo
The Beckhams
Ashley Simpson

To contact the author of this post, email stanleystuyvesant@gmail.com

Brooklyn Rah Rah

March 17, 2008

7:36pm

MK and Ash, fine. But turning that dark, mysterious magnetism of my Jonny Depp into a slightly less-bloated version of my crazy neighbor's foul-mouthed older brother growing up? Not cool. Seriously, just add one dangling Pop-eye earring in his right ear (remember when people used to say that the ear you choose to pierce in denoted your sexuality?) and he's the spitting image.  

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