If They Weren't Famous....

by Stanely Stuyvesant · March 17, 2008

celebs in midwest [Ashley Simpson, Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen, and Sarah Jessica Parker]

...And were living in Des Moines, Iowa. What would some our our most popular celebs look like? These are pretty hilarious:

Jennifer AnistonGwen StefaniCameron DiazBrittany SpearsMichael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-JonesHillary DuffTom CruiseTara ReidSharon StoneSara Jessica ParkerParis HiltonPamela AndersonJohn TravoltaMary Kate and Ashley OlsonJohnny DeppJLo and Mark AnthonyThe BeckhamsAshley Simpson

Answers below:

From Left to Right:

Jennifer Aniston Gwen Stefani Cameron Diaz Britney Spears Michael Douglas & Catherine Zeta-Jones Hillary Duff Tom Cruise Tara Reid Sharon Stone Sara Jessica Parker Paris Hilton Pamela Anderson John Travolta MK & Ashley Olson Johnny Depp Mark Anthony & JLo The Beckhams Ashley Simpson