from hamptons.guestofaguest.com

This cover-up combines two of my least favorite styles of apparel: the maxi dress and the is-she-or-isn't-she tube smock into one sea-green monster. The model's definitely with me on this one: How. Dare. You. Put. Me. In. This. Again. For the fourth year in a row. I am not expecting. I hate children, except when seared atop dry wheat toast. Or perhaps she's just hungry?

[Image via Shopbop]