Why is this buxom blonde, spotted at Pink Elephant Southampton, smiling from tit to tit?  I just can't seem to figure it out, why she is so smitten with her chest.  Is she thinking, "oh look at my boobs, I hope you think they are real unlike my face"?  Or is she thinking, "oh look at my boobs, you bet your ass they're fake and my husband's fat wallet is footing the bill"? 

So perhaps this is just another form of female peacockery, whereby women proudly displays the fact that in addition to Coach purses, diamond rings, and a 330i, she has a sugar daddy who pays Dr. 90210?  Weird.