Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best...

by Joseph Russell · June 5, 2008

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Better bust out your floatiest frocks and spray-bottle fans; it's getting hot (high 80's and low 90's) out here, and even hotter (around 100 degrees!) in the city.

But at least the urban-bound won't be paying fueling up on gas whose price is the nation's 4th highest.

Do you know why the caged bird sings, or strips, or whips? Long Island's housewives do...

The tides, they are a' turning brown, and killing our scaled and shelled amigos.

Wainscott family wants town to pay $10.5 million for their farm lest it become Ralph Lauren Cricket, or Walmart.