No word on whether or not Bloomberg will be implementing his famous calorie count law on the fast food chain.
Updated: A few, cruel sadists, including Ricky Van Veen and Gary Vaynerchuk, decided to play an April Fool's Day joke on hamburger-starved New Yorkers by saying In-N-Out is coming to Manhattan. But it isn't. And neither is good Mexican Food. We hate you, LA. Next year, guys. Next year.