Something Rotten In The State Of New York

by Joseph Russell · May 29, 2008

[Image via Lighthouse Getaway]

DWI's, coke binges, rat torture, (possible) facebook plunder, and now burglary! Is is something in the water? Three teenage boys went on a Fire Island raid Tuesday, during which they managed to deprive Michael Kors of his flat screen and Tim Steele of a painting. Unfortunately for our little rascals, these items are somewhat conspicuous, and the police hunt was a short one. According to Newsday, the boys "did not know whose homes they were targeting." If they had, they would at least have spared their favorite golden Project Runway judge.