"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Throwing Down In Vegas With Kate Upton & The Ladies Of The 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Alex Morgan Alex Morgan is a member of the US Women's Soccer team who appeared in the now yearly "body painting" section of the Swimsuit Issue, which means that 12-year olds all over the country are playing Where's Waldo? with her nipples as we speak. Well done, Sports Illustrated!