Lily Pond's Bottle Sparklers Banned!

by Joseph Russell · August 4, 2008

lilypond sparklersWhen the EHPD and the NY State Liquor Authorities made a surprise visit to Lily Pond this past Saturday, they were less than impressed by the swarms of social-lites, VIP limo service, and fiery magnums of Dom. During their several hour inspection, the officers issued many a parking ticket, confiscated countless cigarettes, and refused to lick P.Hil's red patent-leather pumps. Apparently the authorities were somewhat less concerned with underage drinking, as Paris' wee brother Baron partied on unscathed.

[Image via Rob Rich]

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