Photo Of The Day: JRL, Posing With A Photo Of JRL

JRL is the biggest douche I have ever met. I have met some big douches in my life but this guy takes the cake. Not only does he looks stoned all the time, his face looks like a mask, he always wears clothes that look rented, and I can smell the spray tan through the computer. I feel like I need to get my junk checked everytime I see this loser b/c the junkie’s on his arm are more dirty than him.
“Being Jewish” is NOT a trend. Do something useful with your life. You’re worse than K-Fed and Carson Daly!!!! At least Fed fathered Spears’ children and Daly has a STUPID show. You’ve got NOTHING!!! Not even photogenic. You look like a wax statue… FAKE!!!! YOU’RE FAKE!!!!!
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lol

Just kidding… I want to be you… :-p

loser

That’s why you keep stalking him online and posted a paragraph about him..

Don’t fret people. JRL’s 15 minutes of fame will be over soon. And then what? When everyone gets sick of the same schtick, the same lines, the same “fuck-this” and “lie-flat that”, the same pictures of him and his ass-kissing, attached at the hip, financially-supportive, modelling himself to look identical to JRL, friend Drew….when it all just seems like the same crap over and over, where will the Notorious JRL be then???

He can’t hold a job. Mom and Dad won’t foot the bill for his 1st-class travelling, bottle popping, and cocaine habit forever, and once Drew de Risi finally opens his eyes and realizes that Justin could give 2 shits about him as long as he keeps footing the bill, what will it all have meant? NADA.

So feed into his frenzy. 1 1/2 years ago, back when he was living in Hartford, CT, in a crap-hole neighborhood, he was just an ordinary shlep like the rest of the crowd, but when Hartford finally got sick of him and practically forced him to move (secondary to all the scandal and embarassment he faced), he moved on to bigger, and more gullible sights.

SO DREW! You seem to be his best buddy of the moment. Ask yourself this. How many times have you been invited over to his parents Hamptons House? Im guessing not once. Havent seen any pictures of you there. Why? Because he only allows 1 friend (his TRUE best friend, Dan) over. If you guys are SO close, why no invite? Ponder that one.

So to all the lovers and haters, continue to eat it up!

-JRL’er

Drew is with him every weekend at his Hamptons house fool. And he eagerly left Hartford after getting him MBA. And he used to run shit in the Capital city, I know cause I met him there. Something tells me much more JRL to come.

Team Justin.

You people are funny.

I LoL’d.

i’d let JRL blow me. no homo.

Ok “KEITH”….duh, we obviously know it’s you Justin. Promoting yourself thru anonymous accounts. Well the jokes on you. Keep you eyes and ears open. The closest, longest friends you think you have, just might not be who you think they/we are.

Oh, and by the way, I’d have ALL your credit cards cancelled and reissued as you never know when that info could accidentally go public, Don’t think so? To prove that we are your friend, we’ll reveal only someone (a mole) close to you could possible know. Example 1: Your VISA ending in -2124. The secret code on the back of the card is 984. Stole a peak the other night, amongst other things.

Now you’d have to be pretty close to JRL to know that. So, which of your friends is secretly “the mole” and has access to your apartment, your computer, your wallet, and everything you are or try to be???

Guess you’ll just have to keep wondering. In the meantime, we’ll go on pretending we’re close friends and then one day, the biggest charade/scandal/revenge in JRL history will be revealed.