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In the competitive world of professional hotness/light socialite work, presentation is everything. The right clothes, makeup, and accessories are often the determining factor in whether your picture ends up in the Style section or on Look At This F*cking Hipster. We here at GofG feel your pain. So, when choosing your piece de resistance seems like an insurmountable task, breathe easy. Let our simple accessories flowchart ease your burden (burdens are bad for the back and often result in costly assistant-hiring). Good luck, and may you keep providing the world with your invaluable services…

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July 27, 2009  @  12:07:12 pm By SARAH CROW
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July 27, 2009 3:54pm

but when do i get to wear my fanny pack?!

Ryan Biracree
July 27, 2009 4:32pm

As a proud Three Wolf Moon owner, I endorse this message.

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July 27, 2009 4:50pm

my head is too big, no visor at american apparel fits me. what do you suggest is my alternative?

Dee
July 28, 2009 4:27pm

This is amazing!!!

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