No, your inexpensive bubbly and monogrammed bath robes won't cut it compared to what these hotels can offer. Imagine flying to your hotel in a paraglider, then calling up room service for some sex toys and luxe cars and ending your night by abusing the hotel's unlimited beer special, which will lead to calling the "recovery concierge" to soothe your hangover the next morning. Check out these hotels with the weirdest, yet most notable services on speed dial.

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