Ok, it looks like someone put another quarter into the joke machine. First it was the secret roll of toilet paper heralding the opening of el bano, New York’s newest and most exclusive nightclub. And now, we just got word via the tip box that a new spot named el-evator is set to compete with el bano for the dubious distinction of New York’s “most exclusive” club. Both places seem virtually impenetrable, with el bano requiring a key and el-evator requring the solving of a complex algebra equation in order to gain admittance.
But it could get ugly fast. The management at el bano is already crying afoul:
I’m not accusing you or your friends here, but there has been some backlash against us because we are the most exclusive club in New York and there are a lot of haters. We’ve worked too hard to open an amazing club to deal with bullshit like this. El Evator? You’ve got to be kidding me.
Ok so joking aside, who is behind these recent upcroppings of uber exclusive impenetrable night spot hoaxes? Is it DBTH trying to be funny? Or is it his way of coping with the simple fact that he will never be admitted to the Eldridge?
anonymouse (spelling intended) learn how to spell so you don’t confirm what everyone already knows-that you are a lonely loser….
Colin September 10, 2008 6:02pm
I’d be surprised if DBTH is responsible for both. That having been said, I’ve actually found both reasonably witty, so mission accomplished as far as I am concerned.
Anonymous September 10, 2008 7:08pm
Are you Eldridge guys really too stupid to realize you are being mocked? Now twice? Too clever for you, perhaps.
“Ok, it looks like someone put another quarter into the joke machine.”
Yup the joke seemed to just fly right over everyone’s heads, no one got it until you pointed it out. Thanks Dr. Obvious.
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Ok, it looks like someone put another quarter into the joke machine. First it was the secret roll of toilet paper heralding the opening of el bano, New York’s newest and most exclusive nightclub. And now, we just got word via the tip box that a new spot named el-evator is set to compete with el bano for the dubious distinction of New York’s “most exclusive” club. Both places seem virtually impenetrable, with el bano requiring a key and el-evator requring the solving of a complex algebra equation in order to gain admittance.
September 10, 2008 3:46pm
Wait is El Bano the most exclusive club out there or is El drige?
The Eldridge is of course.
September 10, 2008 4:01pm
anonymouse (spelling intended) learn how to spell so you don’t confirm what everyone already knows-that you are a lonely loser….
September 10, 2008 6:02pm
I’d be surprised if DBTH is responsible for both. That having been said, I’ve actually found both reasonably witty, so mission accomplished as far as I am concerned.
September 10, 2008 7:08pm
Are you Eldridge guys really too stupid to realize you are being mocked? Now twice? Too clever for you, perhaps.
“Ok, it looks like someone put another quarter into the joke machine.”
Yup the joke seemed to just fly right over everyone’s heads, no one got it until you pointed it out. Thanks Dr. Obvious.