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Mary Rambin takes a look at her friend James Del’s recent Eldridge receipt in which he spent a whopping $46 on two drinks and has the following advice to offer:

jdel:The Chrystie was a glorified fruit-ini, and The Allen was a souped up Tom Collins. This is why we have recessions.

maryrambin:This is why you order a real cocktail.

And the hangover.  If you could afford more than one, you would certainly have a pounding sugar headache to wake up to.

Stick to “rocks” or “neat” boys.  It might also lend credibility to the fact you have balls ;)

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January 14, 2009  @  10:50:15 am By RACHELLE J. HRUSKA
partypants January 14, 2009 11:03am

Thank god we have 97 lb accessories designer Mary Rambin to enlighten us how to drink like a man.

bartender
January 14, 2009 11:40am

why do you guys sweat this bar so hard?

Curious Forge
January 14, 2009 12:42pm

Are you having a problem with arithmetic??

Excellence in Education
January 14, 2009 12:47pm

this isn’t why we have recessions you ignorant moron, this is why we have idiots that enjoy being in a place like that or paying so much for so little.

CHRISTOPHER CONFESSORE January 14, 2009 12:52pm

Curious, you are right. I can only say we were so blinded by the gaudy numbers being thrown about, 14 bucks didn’t seem like a big deal.

partypants January 14, 2009 12:59pm

For 14 bucks you could enable my vodka problem for a whole 9 hours. 9 HOURS. That’s not fish fry money, sonny.

Mary Rambin January 15, 2009 12:11pm

Honestly, I’m shocked you paid for a drink. If you’re writing on G of a G AND hanging out at the Eldridge, you guys obviously know some people. The vodka is free flowing at the tables at that joint. Get out of the corner, stop giggling (I know, the people watching is amazing!), take the chip off your shoulder and join the party. You’re already there, have fun. Everyone needs to shake that ads every now and them. And you can’t deny the DJ is usually good (I’ve been a total of 3 times, by no means am I regular, but I’ll admit I always have fun with Scott and Naeem.)

partypants January 15, 2009 12:17pm

Wow Mary, your “anything about me” google alert is a little slow.

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