Mike K, Merrill Lynch Analyst, Hedges His Bets And Doubles As A Nightlife Promoter On Side
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[It's good to be King?]
Who is the mysterious Mike Kanevsky? His FOUR almost identical Facebook Profiles on first glance paint a story of just another guy trying to make a living. What many people might not know about Mr. Kanevsky, however, is that by day he is an analyst on the verge of unemployment, but by night he is a promoter on the verge of constant debauchery. Only one of his profiles claims that he has a girlfriend, though all four of them are OPEN to the public and full of club pics. This makes one wonder how this chap still has a job in finance? Is this just part of the perks of the job? Is promoting for TenJune more lucrative than being an analyst at Merrill Lynch? What is this world coming to!
Click below for more facebook outakes and photos of Finance’s Darkwing Duck.
Prepared for both jobs, beer in one hand, blackberry in the other
About me: “I promote clubs at night and work at Merrill Lynch during the day, but my dream is to one day sell carpets. I use Facebook because I cant afford eHarmony. I am Russian, but I like to take it slow. I recently broke up with Jessica Alba because i did not like the way she tied her shoes so I am single now. I like to go to clubs and express myself through the art of dance. I am warning you, I am extremely friendly and nice, so watch out. Hit me up if you like fun, I like fun.”
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December 1, 2008 3:55pm
I love how people “promote” Britney Spears birthday party.
A. He seems like a loser.
B. She seems like a loser that she needs “promoters” to get people to come to her birthday party. You have to be kidding me. They must be paying her 100k to do this. Tenjune, you dissapoint me to allow this to happen.
December 1, 2008 4:38pm
he has been promoting at lamejune forever. and on his event invite over 100 people resoonded yes. yeah sure like alex is going to let a quater of those girls in anyway.
December 1, 2008 4:38pm
when bankers need to switch to promoting to get into nightclubs, you know the industry as we know it is over
December 1, 2008 4:45pm
I see dude out all the time, credit him for balancing two jobs.
December 1, 2008 4:54pm
i just checked the company directory and couldnt find his name.
December 1, 2008 5:42pm
wait i have mutual friends with this guy…
December 1, 2008 6:08pm
This party will be shut down before it begins. Britney will probably make it to 16th street and flake. She is unlikely to have anything to do with this or be there for more than 2 minutes before she realizes what is going on. lets face it, she actually has more important things to do than this and she has no idea. She has no idea.
Poor girl.
Poor promoters that think they are cool for having this event.
Poor Alex will have to deal with 2000 people. The block getting shut down, etc.
This has nightmare written all over it. I’ve gotten 5 facebook requests to go to the party, as well as 3 emails. This party is for suckers and wannabes.
December 1, 2008 7:58pm
haha i worked with this d-bag at Merrill! We knew him as Ilya (that’s what he went by at work) but got fired half way through his first year. ..maybe because he had pictures all over the internet of him partying with B & T girls at Pacha. hope the club promo game is treating you good, “Mike.”
December 1, 2008 9:32pm
mikey is good people.
hahah this is quite funny and expected from DBTH - not GoaG.
December 2, 2008 9:40am
obviously he does not have a job because it is impossible to go out 5 times a week and then go to work full time without feeling like shit all day at work. This hurts your performance and then your ass gets fired haha
December 2, 2008 7:43pm
I went to college with him at Penn State. He is a really smart guy, always was cracking the books but I had a few dance offs with him at parties too.. i won
December 4, 2008 9:15am
U are right , cheked Linkedin, hahahaha:
Ilya Kanevsky
Summer Analyst (!!)
Greater New York City Area
December 7, 2008 10:38pm
went to high school with him when he was Ilya lol … he didn’t speak much, but i definitely remember him cause i dont forget a face. oh yeah, i’m 5′6″ and remember that i towered over him. i guess he had a late growth spurt.
December 13, 2008 11:48pm
the next david jaffee! hah
Don’t you miss the good old days when kids like him were seeing either getting fried at some frat party or begging some inner city doorman that he had more money than god….
December 15, 2008 11:42am
haha i guess he is following david jaffee’s foot steps. One promoter lying about their occupation just wasn’t enough haha.
December 18, 2008 12:46pm
“Maxwell” sounds a bit bitter. Things not going so well at Merrill?
October 16, 2009 8:45pm
Hey ass holes, get a life ! find something better to do with your time. Say it to my face you bunch of candyasses!