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[Girl hangs out of limo after a long night at Greenhouse]
Not 21? Not a problem. As an intern that’s not quite legal (and doesn’t have the last name of Lohan or Olsen), finding the places that will let you pass through the velvet rope is essential.
Here’s a short guide to get your “underage drank on” at the finest (and not so finest) bars and clubs for all tastes…
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- Still, 3rd Ave. Number one easiest spot for the under aged to party until they puke is Still on 3rd Ave. This sports bar/restaurant offers beer pong tournaments (perfect for the young college bros) and most of the time you can slip in with a college ID or 18 ID. Cheap beer will have you flat on your face by the nights end.
- Greenhouse, Vandam and Varick If you are into the club scene, go green and get wasted at Greenhouse. Think jungle fever - hot messes grinding together in green vine covered lounge. Dress appropriately (i.e. tight t-shirts or button downs for males and skimpy dresses for women or as one promoter put it: “ladies - come fly, sexy, and ready to rock out”) and you are guaranteed in.
- Suzie Wong’s Saki Lounge, 27th street Home to notoriously easy access clubs, 27th street has one place that easiest in particular: Suzie Wong’s Saki Lounge. If you don’t have an ID you can pay your way in here, trust me. With a fiery red atmosphere, this place has young hardcore partyers adorned in skimpiest of clothes sipping drinks.
- Home, 27th street Home is another popular club that’s sure to let you in the door as long as you look decent (if you’re a girl), or have ten girls on your arm (if you’re a guy). This place can get seriously wild, and here young party goers can get seriously wasted.
- Motor City, LES Got denied from Pianos? Walk down the street to Motor City on the Lower East Side where you can find grungy guys and pierced girls (and maybe a bar fight or two). This dive bar is essential if you are into rockin’ out to the sounds of Iggy and the Stooges. Smooth sailing getting in here - even easier if you fit in with the crowd. Drinks are cheap too, so drink up!
- Gallery Bar, Orchard Street Put on your fancy pants and head to Gallery Bar for a bougie atmosphere. There was a time where you didn’t even need an ID to get into this place, but unfortunately it seems that has changed - you need at least a fake now. Drinks are usually expensive but strong, sure to give you a nice hangover the next morning.
- Happy Endings, LES Want to dance the night away with some chic and classy hipsters? Happy Endings is place for you, young one. Picture white tiled closed off areas to lounge in with your friends (or just make out). The Djs here are usually fantastic, such as Chromeo, which will make you want to drink then dance, then drink some more, and dance until you pass out.
- Crocodile Lounge, 14th street If fratty boys and free pizza are your thing check out Crocodile Lounge. This place is usually packed on weekday game nights, and 6 bucks will get you a beer and pizza - the perfect combination for a waste face night. The bouncers here usually look scary, but are actually very friendly guys.
- Le Poisson Rouge, Bleecker Street The latest hot spot to host underage parties - Le Poisson Rouge. NYULocal, NYU’s very own blog, had a party there last night which pretty much guarantees there were some youngns in the crowd.
- Webster Hall, 11th street Get wild at Webster Hall, little one. This venue hosts a range of parties of all flavors, including Roxy Cottontail’s DANCE CLASS. No hassle getting your drank on here - only a good time.
Apparently the smoking ban doesn’t apply to Greenhouse
Keep guzzling dude… you’re almost single
The good thing about Home is the men get older but the girls stay the same age
Get messy with DJ Mess Kid and his panda hat at Le Royale
Burberry and flannels collide at Le Royale Lounge
Filed under: Top 10 Places To Get Wasted With A Fake ID
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Hoda Kotb
Marc Jacobs
Neal Batra
Thuy Diep
February 27, 2009 4:46pm
Not 21? Not a problem. If you’re a pretty female, play nice with a bunch of promoters and they can get you in (almost) anywhere. They will happily get you wasted too…
This is a really great top ten list, thank goodness I don’t have to roll with my fake ID anymore. You can post this to our site http://www.toptentopten.com/ and then link back to your site. We are looking for top ten lists and our users can track back to your site. The coolest feature is you can let other people vote on the rankings of your list.
WTF are you thinking by posting this…No need to try to get places in trouble…and of course they bribe the corrupt cops every day but there is no need to publicly make a post like this
And btw, the last names Lohan and Olsen are both over 21 years of age…bad example guestofascumbag.com
February 28, 2009 12:40pm
After over a year of experience here in Chicago, now that the fanfare has worn off and the lobbyists have moved on to other states, it’s clearly obvious that trying to ban smoking in small neighborhood “shot and beer” bars is pretty useless. Many small bars in my area ignore the ban to keep their customers, neighbors, and local police (many are patrons when off duty) satisfied. In areas where real crime is an issue, the problem of undesirables being attracted by groups of people outside the bars and causing disturbances on the PUBLIC street, property that the owner has no control over, far outweighs the issue of people peacefully smoking inside a bar, bothering absolutly no one, Bars ignoring the ban also result in fewer kids being exposed to more smoke than ever before at home when adults gather at their homes, instead of at a local bar. Having kids exposed to smoke at home just gives the ban fanatics a reason to want to ban smoking in private homes, which is already happening in California. Once started, these bans never stop.
March 2, 2009 2:02pm
I know the GoaG writers are all underage FIT students but you just circulated a list of places the be raided by the NYPD.
I dare the guvment to tell me I can’t enjoy the fragrant wafting of Davidoff Menthols through my own private abode.
March 2, 2009 3:29pm
that picture if the douche smoking is NOT greenhouse
March 2, 2009 6:48pm
I think this is one of the top ten website full of shit…If you want to see high school musical go to Cain Thursdays…there’s like 500 cops and a cavalry light brigade in front of HOME…this isn’t the same 27th street…whoever wrote this should find a new job and if this is you’re primary job Pandora my chemical romance and find some shard object and the rest is self explanatory…Probably some EMO midwest FIT girl who got an A in creative writing..
NEWSFLASH YOU WILL NEVER BE FAMOUSE AND GO BACK TO WEST VIRGINIA, there is enough trash in the city; now we import white?
anywhere that accepts people “at the doormans discretion” allows underage kidos if your good looking or rich
June 25, 2009 3:58pm
so my old, shitty fake (obvi) got taken away…any place i could score a legit one (blacklight, scan,etc)??