Anthony Martignetti, one of the burly prepster brothers behind the succesful Bar Martignetti’s, is now feeling a bit of the burn after going the page 6 route for his new club called Upstairs above Cafe Bari. That’s right, the cat’s out of the bag, Anthony and Tom are part of the crew behind the sceney “secret” hot spot. Having built Martignetti’s (aka “Netti’s”) on the laid-back-preppy-vibe, a style that Dorian’s created and the boys Martignetti perfected, Anthony is deeply regretting the hiring of famed celebrity A-list promoter Danny A to promote Upstairs.
This “secret” above Cafe Bari down the street from “Netti’s” is no longer a secret (Micah Jesse is even getting in)…and Anthony is PISSED. He INSISTS that he and his brother did not get into the business to get laid or become “too cool for school”, and now Danny A is keeping him up at night as he ponders the future of what should have been a logical extension of Netti’s. Anthony himself recently said in the Observer “We’re not going the page six route, we’d never date a Hilton or an Olsen. Never at all.”
Well Anthony, you already did, and you better figure your shit out sooner rather than later. This winter, Danny A managed to ruin Door in one month. Hiring Danny A to keep your establishment laid back and unpretentious is like saying that you stay in shape by smoking.
I hope Bar Martingnetti explodes. While filled with its douchebag preppy investment banking clientele. I walked into this place once, and was so horrified that I turned around and left immediately.
Douche-tastic! Hey guys, could you open your shirts a bit more? Because the beauty of your doughy, greasy faces could only be eclipsed by the forest of chest pubes waiting to bounce springily forth.
::swoon::
Everything about these clowns is yuck.
clASSacts August 14, 2007 2:41pm
Umm I’m sorry, do the Martignetti brothers REALLY think that they can classify themselves as preppy? With the pit stains and the huge honkers, these grease monkey sloths clearly belong in dirty Jerse.
Anonymous August 14, 2007 3:14pm
TONES, don’t get your panties all in a bunch. Your perfected preppy hang out will still fill up with insecure investment bankers and cliché chicks who aspire to be in their TOP 3 drunk dials..
Dapper Danny A has done you a favour (sic) and will merely lure the nouveau and improved clientele that may show up at Café Bari. Why do you care so much anyway? Danielson will keep you in pink shirts til xmas- HOW FANCY!
Anon August 14, 2007 4:02pm
Suck a D, Nettis rocks and you suck c*cks
Anonymous August 15, 2007 10:24am
They are fat-ass losers. The food is good at Bar Martignetti though.
Anonymous August 15, 2007 1:52pm
i was recently sandwiched betwixt both these massholes. I felt like the lean veggie patty between a fried egg and some fleshy bacon. oh, and did i mention they were chanting “GO NETTI’S, GO NETTI’S, GO!” while high-fiving. wait, this didn’t happen but it’s a dream of mine. Just like their baseless dream of turning NYC bar scene around. Anyone who proclaims they have an elite “preppy” club can wax my b-hole. the netti ball sack boys should chili dog each other.
Anonymous August 16, 2007 10:48am
These guys so wish they were old money WASPs. But they will always be nouveau riche trash. Greasy wolves in sheeps clothing. Keep trying boys, you’ll still never get into any club that matters.
HeatherB10 September 26, 2007 9:23am
This place is super chill, I love it! Specially the cocktails, there’s one called Canton 75 I tried last time, amazing!
Anonymous September 27, 2007 1:14pm
Nouveau Riche or not I don’t care… The place is great and the cocktails beyond fabulous def try them…
I don't wear pants at Dorian's! May 27, 2008 5:29pm
This is what happens when NJ’s finest get admitted to small liberal arts colleges and relinquish gold chains and tanktops for seersucker and tartan… Not that there’s anything wrong with that. When good bars happen to bad people…
Despite the suave ownership, one of barkeeps does make a mean Old Fashioned.
Anonymous June 15, 2009 7:15pm
i hate those guys…i was their 2nd chef when it wass open and hate both the brothers…their tacky, inconsiderate, preppy, frat boy bullshit…they dont deserve the opertunities and money they have…let alone run a resturant…stick to your shitty bars and bullshit clubs
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I hope Bar Martingnetti explodes. While filled with its douchebag preppy investment banking clientele. I walked into this place once, and was so horrified that I turned around and left immediately.
I love that place. Anthony is COOL.
Douche-tastic! Hey guys, could you open your shirts a bit more? Because the beauty of your doughy, greasy faces could only be eclipsed by the forest of chest pubes waiting to bounce springily forth.
::swoon::
Everything about these clowns is yuck.
August 14, 2007 2:41pm
Umm I’m sorry, do the Martignetti brothers REALLY think that they can classify themselves as preppy? With the pit stains and the huge honkers, these grease monkey sloths clearly belong in dirty Jerse.
August 14, 2007 3:14pm
TONES, don’t get your panties all in a bunch. Your perfected preppy hang out will still fill up with insecure investment bankers and cliché chicks who aspire to be in their TOP 3 drunk dials..
Dapper Danny A has done you a favour (sic) and will merely lure the nouveau and improved clientele that may show up at Café Bari. Why do you care so much anyway? Danielson will keep you in pink shirts til xmas- HOW FANCY!
August 14, 2007 4:02pm
Suck a D, Nettis rocks and you suck c*cks
August 15, 2007 10:24am
They are fat-ass losers. The food is good at Bar Martignetti though.
August 15, 2007 1:52pm
i was recently sandwiched betwixt both these massholes. I felt like the lean veggie patty between a fried egg and some fleshy bacon. oh, and did i mention they were chanting “GO NETTI’S, GO NETTI’S, GO!” while high-fiving. wait, this didn’t happen but it’s a dream of mine. Just like their baseless dream of turning NYC bar scene around. Anyone who proclaims they have an elite “preppy” club can wax my b-hole. the netti ball sack boys should chili dog each other.
August 16, 2007 10:48am
These guys so wish they were old money WASPs. But they will always be nouveau riche trash. Greasy wolves in sheeps clothing. Keep trying boys, you’ll still never get into any club that matters.
September 26, 2007 9:23am
This place is super chill, I love it! Specially the cocktails, there’s one called Canton 75 I tried last time, amazing!
September 27, 2007 1:14pm
Nouveau Riche or not I don’t care… The place is great and the cocktails beyond fabulous def try them…
May 27, 2008 5:29pm
This is what happens when NJ’s finest get admitted to small liberal arts colleges and relinquish gold chains and tanktops for seersucker and tartan… Not that there’s anything wrong with that. When good bars happen to bad people…
Despite the suave ownership, one of barkeeps does make a mean Old Fashioned.
June 15, 2009 7:15pm
i hate those guys…i was their 2nd chef when it wass open and hate both the brothers…their tacky, inconsiderate, preppy, frat boy bullshit…they dont deserve the opertunities and money they have…let alone run a resturant…stick to your shitty bars and bullshit clubs