Lindsay Lohan Still Relevant, Bitches.

by Cary Randolph Fuller · March 10, 2010

Lindsay Lohan, Karl Lagerfeld, Elise Sednaoui[Lindsay Lohan, Karl Lagerfeld, Elise Sednaoui. Bauer Griffin] Her days at Ungaro over practically before they started, Lindsay Lohan returned to Paris Fashion Week to rekindle the fashion flame with her long-time fan and champion of over-the-top decadence, Karl Lagerfeld, restoring order in the House of Lohan.

The nonagenarian designer of three separate (and huge) houses posed with Miss Lilo on the red carpet before his show for Chanel's fall/winter collection. A true stranger to the word "understated," Lagerfeld's tour-de-force featured a 265-ton iceberg shipped to Paris from Sweden. Global warming, what?! No, seriously. About the perceived environmental insensitivity of using such a prop, Lagerfeld told reporters after the show,

Have you felt any warming this winter? Maybe that's all nonsense, who knows."

Also present to see the collection of frilly, chilly separates and gowns were hipster It Girl Alexa Chung and famous French gamines Vanessa Paradis and Elisa Sednaoui.

Alexa Chung, Vanessa Paradis