"You Gotta Understand, 'Sorrentino' Is Like The 'Smith' Of The Italian World."

by Rachelle Hruska · January 14, 2010

We just got off the phone with Joseph Sorrentino. Goldman Sachs VP and supposed brother (via tipster) of Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. Though he denied having ties to "The Situation"(and really, could you blame him?), he did tell us his thoughts on the show...

Joseph told me that he has only seen the first episode of Jersey Shore, and thought it was funny. He wouldn't want to be associated with a guy like Mike, but accepts that there are some people that olives, and some that don't.

Joe, (can I call ya Joe?), first episode only? Do you REALIZE what you've been missing?

[Week One Recap: Fist Pumping At The Jersey Shore]

[Week Two Recap: And Then There Were, Like, Seven]

[Week Three Recap: "Jacuzzi, Bedroom, Take Care of Buisness, Then I Gotta Go To Sleep"]

[Week Four Recap: Munson's In The Bahamas]

[Week Five Recap: Fred F@ckin Flinstone Toes]

[All Jersey Shore Posts]

Seriously Joe, some advice: you should reconsider your situation, and start OWNING "The Situation."