Hamptons House Of The Day

by Joseph Russell · June 2, 2008

[Image via Craigslist]

A Southampton farm house with weight-loss ammenities? That isn't a spa? Apparently, folks, and it can be yours by room or in full, at some unnamed price. I'm all for killing as many birds per stone as possible, especially when massages are involved, but shouldn't a dwelling which bills itself as adorable offer proof?