Be Prepared For An Onslaught Of The Eli Manning Tom Brady Dichotomy

Eli Manning

[Eli Manning With Paris Hilton, Something You Will Never See. Source: Die Hard Sports Fan]

We recently asked why Eli Manning always looks like he is in a stupor? The plain vanilla quarterback seems to have as much depth as a two-dimensional cardboard movie poster. You won’t be finding Eli at 10ak, down in Cabo with Jessica Simpson like Tony Romo, in Soho with Gisele Bündchen like Tom Brady, or sperminating any waif models anytime soon. This Sunday Styles section had an article that began to explore Manning’s personality (or lack thereof), and the Manning Brady Dichotomy:

Moments after the victory last Sunday that put Mr. Manning’s Giants into the Super Bowl, a national television audience could see him appearing goofily forlorn as he peered into the stands, apparently in search of his fiancée, Abby McGrew, whom he met at the University of Mississippi. [NY Times]

But alas, we cannot fault him too much since on the field he has been bringing home the bacon lately. Getting our home team into the Super Bowl is no small feat. And of course, if Manning is triumphant, Brady’s off-the-field plays will no doubt come back to bite him in his fit butt. In any event, be prepared to be hit over the head with comparisons of these two ad nauseam.

January 28, 2008 @ 12:15:00 pm By STANLEY STUYVESANT

RYAN November 22, 2008 10:50pm	thats prety nice but i wouldn’t think of Eli doing that
ethan November 29, 2008 1:04pm	i just came out of the closet a year ago,and i find eli so freakin hot! his abs oh babe!
ethan November 29, 2008 1:06pm	i just came out of the closet and i have to say even though i already have a boyfriend, i find eli soooooooooo hot! His abs are AMAZING!oh babe!
e is bad November 30, 2008 3:01am	Tom Brady is hotter than Eli, but still has that goofy face. Eli is a jerk off in person. Would not screw either!
Anonymous December 28, 2008 3:10pm	Photoshopped
Anonymous January 28, 2009 6:04pm	hate who ever put this on here, but eli is my man
alec July 3, 2009 4:04pm	he doesnt even have abs in this but i agree that payton manning is way motherfucking hotter than eli.
BenjiOKC September 25, 2009 12:36am	Eli is perfect in every way. I like the mentally slow football player type that doesn’t have much to say. It’s sweet.

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