Today is the ninth day of the ninth month of the ninth year of the century. So, it's pretty obvious you should throw a party. And also because you're probably a little depressed, because summer is over and it's gray outside and it's only Wednesday and the beginning of next summer is nine long months away, so why not celebrate a little bit?  Click below for our tips on how to throw the best 9/9/09 party in history!

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Rachelle is pretty stumped how we never met our summer loves out here. Don't get us wrong, we met some good guys. A pretty great dancer at Love Heals, a contender for Best Dressed in Montauk, calls we never answered and probably never will, and some pictures we'll store away in our drawers for a long time to come. But there are certain reasons why we never did in fact get to that Danny/Sandy Summer Lovin' stage and we want to thank Maxim.com for putting their finger on it. Their "Hipster Douchebag Soundboard" sums up everything we've been trying to say about the not-so-fairer sex for weeks, even months now. Our personal favorite taglines from the ingenious "Hipster Douchebag Soundboard" include... More»