Last night, the Black Keys had an album release show at Webster Hall, Anne Hathaway joined Valentino at their virtual museum launch, SJP attended the Brain Trauma Foundation Gala, Angelina Jolie made her directorial debut at the premiere of her new film In The Land of Blood and Honey and so much more.  Last night's parties were all about bringing the nightlife back to NYC. (Even though Miami was fun while it lasted) More»

• Vanity Fair article about Sarah Palin contains false facts [HuffPo]
• They still don't know if BPAs are safe or not.  So just don't touch anything plastic, ok? [NYTimes]
• Genetically modified salmon to be approved by FDA [WaPo]
• Illegal drugs just keep getting more helpful: study finds magic mushrooms beneficial for cancer patients [Gawker]
• Al Gore's proselytizing pays off and an environmental school named after him is built on a toxic site [Politico]

• Could Kristen Stewart be more awkward? [HuffPo]
• Russian spies are hot, hot, HOT! [WashPo]
• Oregon police reopen the Gore case [NYT]
• In China you can mail-order a white man! [CNN]
• Supreme Court confirmation hearing presents Kagan with the toughest question of all: Team Edward or Team Jacob? [Perez]

• Yeah, so Obama fired Stanley McChrystal, that general who told all that mean stuff to Rolling Stone. We'd make some tired joke about getting a job at McDonald's, but the crap economy has taken that small pleasure from us. [Post]
• Youtube wins lawsuit, bragging rights, everyone's first born children. [HuffPo]
• Rough week, homicide-wise. Be careful out there, you guys. [WSJ]
• Planet savior Al Gore was accused of sexual misconduct?! We don't like this one bit. [NYMag]
• Lindsay Lohan's conspiracy theory continues. To be fair, everyone is out to get her. [NYDN]

• Mariah Carey owes her vet $30k for "extraordinary services" [TMZ]
• Petraeus tapped to replace McChrystal as commander of Afghan War [LATimes]
• Wimbledon hosts the longest match in tennis history. Ever. [KABC]
• Al Gore's sexual abuse accuser calls him a "crazed sex poodle" [NYPost]
• Phil Jackson keeps teasing us with these retirement comments [DailyNews]

• A nasty rumor? Did Larry David's and Al Gore's exes knock boots? [NYDailyNews]
• It's Officially Official: Michaele Salahi cast on Real Housewives of DC [NYTimes]
• Top Chef: DC debuts tonight [WashPo]
• Van Der Sloot's attorney quits, job "wasn't for him" [HuffPo]
• BP and other big oil companies swear to protect the Gulf Coast's walrus population (that has not existed for the past 3 million years) [HuffPo]

• Did Al Gore have an affair with Larry David's ex-wife? [HuffPost]
• The city of L.A. is about to issue 278 pink slips to its employees [KABC]
• Chris Klein (remember him?) just got busted for DUI # 2 [TMZ]
• Lakers lick Celtics in Game 6 to even out series at 3-3, force Game 7 [LATimes]
• Van der Sloot's lawyer quits after getting death threats [AP]