• Prime Minister David Cameron deems the London riots and looting a "moral failure," places blame on shoddy parenting, vests law enforcement with stronger powers to crack down on offenders. [Telegraph]
• Clinical trial on patients with leukemia suggests genetically engineered T cells could be altered to kill certain cancers. [LATimes]
• Some mockup graphics based supposedly leaked specs take a stab at what the highly anticipated iPhone 5 will look like. [HuffPo]
• Camille Grammer suggests ex-husband Kelsey Grammer has a small penis, but he dumped her for a much younger woman and she's also certifiable so take that for what it's worth. [TMZ]
• Jennifer Lopez, Steven Tyler and Randy Jackson will all return as judges for another season of "American Idol" I won't ever watch. [CNN]

I happened to miss the MTV Movie Awards last night, mainly because I'm not 16 years old. But maybe I should have watched, because apparently National Folk Hero Justin Timberlake added yet another bullet point to his resume by openly groping Friends With Benefits co-star Mila Kunis on television. And although it was a completely engineered stunt without even 1/4 of the natural passion that shone through when that vampire went down on that werewolf, it still got me thinking about all the wonderful groping that goes down in the filthy cesspool that is Hollywood on a daily basis. So let's count down some of the best celebrity bad touch photos with a little help from our good pal JT. More»

• What to expect from Apple when it announces its newest projects and features at the Wordwide Developers Conference 2011. [HuffPo]
• Jessica Biel goes for a weekend joyride down PCH on the back Gerard Butler's motorcycle. Jealous? [TMZ]
• There were some earthquakes and subsequent aftershocks last night around Los Angeles. Did you feel them? [LATimes]
• Former head of IMF Dominique Strauss-Kahn pleads not guilty to attempted rape and sexual abuse charges stemming from an alleged attack on a NYC hotel maid. [KABC]
• Nikki Reed gets engaged to "American Idol" contestant Paul McDonald, shows off her ring at last night's MTV movie awards. [PE]

• Lindsay Lohan started her day by surrendering to Lynwood Jail where she was fitted with a monitoring ankle bracelet to begin her 35-day house arrest sentence. Chiiiic. [TMZ]
• FYI: Lady Gaga's "Fashion Of His Love" track from Born This Way is a personal tribute to late designer Alexander McQueen. [PE]
• LAPD is "satisfied" with results of a Giants fan Bryan Stow beating suspect lineup and arrest of suspect Giovanni Ramirez, but is holding out on further details. [LATimes]
• After the court rules CA must release tens of thousands of prison inmates over the next two years to reduce overcrowding, computer errors mistakenly release roughly 450 violent inmates. [KTLA]
• Former "American Idol" judge Kara DioGuardi stayed at Paula Abdul's once and unwittingly ingested six really special brownies from Paula's kitchen that got her so high, she had to be hospitalized. [HuffPo]

In case you were wondering where Sinbad was last night, don't worry. We have photographic evidence that he was in Las Vegas, attending the Billboard Music Awards (along with five of our lucky readers!). Yes, the BMA's were back for the first time in five years, which may be why they still think Sinbad is a celebrity. Even he doesn't seem to believe he was actually invited, which may explain the bling-y pirate blouse he's rocking. Of course, this being Vegas, there was no shortage of outfits presumably designed to make the transition from the Awards show directly to the clubs afterward—and miserably failing at both. More»

Today's list is going to take a different direction. I will first present to you the interesting news items of the day, and then, after each one, Charlie Sheen will leave you with what he has to say about the matter. It's been a pretty gnarly afternoon for us.... More»

Remember Rolling Stone magazine? "No" is an acceptable answer. After all, it's been a long, long time since the days of Hunter S. Thompson and Greil Marcus. And while they can still commission the occasional Matt Taibbi drive-by shooting, it now fits so incongruously between fluff profiles of "American Idol" contestants and five-star reviews of Kanye West albums that their best work comes off like a professor wandering through a frat party, trying to wade through a sea of puking co-eds and beer-bong toting freshmen. But hey, you might say, they're a magazine about modern pop culture, and even if the quality has slipped, they're still accomplishing their stated mission. To which I would then reply: did you know they're opening a chain restaurant? More»