Rushing towards Thanksgiving, and your celebrities are liberally spread across the globe. So where are Britney Spears, Mark Wahlberg, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie starting off their week? More»

• A hipster dictionary: decipher village mumblings. [Gawker]

• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: actors, rampart adopters and…jewelry designers? [WWD]

• What to buy for the person that has everything? Madoff paraphernalia, obviously. [Intel]

• Lindsay Lohan and Brandon Davis reportedly engage in naughty bathroom behavior, from which LiLo emerges looking like white out central. [ONTD]

• Stephanie Pratt to enter rehab, again. Second time’s a charm? [People]

• A Gourmet magazine feature, posthumously published: a nice reminder of a lost literary friend. [Eater]

• Shayne Lamas arrested for DUI. [EOnline]

• Renegades in Park Slope refuse to cooperate with MacLaren recall. [NY Mag]

• Angelina’s brood grows. [Jezebel]

• The Standard wants to open more bars… [Eater]

• … but aren’t they inviting enough trouble? [Gawker]

• Tired of shopping for bras? Try an implantable one. [Gizmodo]

• Letterman blackmailer actually just trying to sell a screenplay. [Daily Beast]

• Ashley Olsen and Isaac Mizrahi to speak about the future of women’s fashion at the Y on Wednesday. [NBC]

• Michelle Obama on Leno, this Friday. [Intel]

• Salmon Rushdie still hung up on Padma. Just in time to play daddy! [NYP]

• Counter suit against Carrie Prejean demands reimbursement for boob job. We have a feeling this won’t be ending here. [EOnline]

• Crazy people Fans of Angelina Jolie copying her tattoos, many not even knowing what they mean. [ONTD]

[All photos by NICK HUNT for PMc]. Yesterday evening, Mariane Pearl hosted a private event for her upcoming documentary, “Resilient“, at the Bowery Hotel. Pearl, an extremely accomplished journalist and author of “A Mighty Heart“, has also achieved the not-insignificant honor of having been played by Angelina Jolie in a movie. If that doesn’t make you feel good about yourself, I don’t know what will… More»

This A-list star certainly has had a lot written about her, including some strange strange things. No wonder she wants us to believe most of it is false! Who is it? Click below for answer…. More»

Tonight, Guest of a Guest is proud to host “The Dress Rehearsal,” the launch of Malcolm Harris’s One-Dress campaign and charity initiative. Collectively designed and created by over 1000 women, the silk-knit jersey dress can be worn by any type of figure in several different ways. So popular that even Angelina Jolie ordered one, the piece is poised to take the world by storm. More»

It was the hang-up heard all around the world. The story of how designer Malcolm Harris hung up on Angelina Jolie - not once, but TWICE - because he thought she was a prank caller has now been immortalized by the media, having been repeated over and over again by everyone from Page Six to Access Hollywood. At the heart of the media whirlwind, Harris has maintained his cool and dignity. He has also maintained that celebrity status is not what he is seeking. While most would lose their heads and try to exploit the Angelina story for all it was worth, the prominent designer of Mal Sirrah, Inc. and philanthropist has more transcendent goals in mind. Namely, changing the world One-Dress at a time. More»

• Friend of GofG Malcolm Harris hung up on Angelina Jolie three times last week after she called to order three of his designer dresses. Not to be rude, but because he thought it was a prankster impersonating the huge star! [Page Six]

• Apparently Bill Clinton didn’t get a lapdance from some Argentinian Big Brother contestant in Buenos Aires… but what about fellatio? [WashPo]

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• Have a spare $150 Million lying around?  Why not buy Aaron Spelling’s French chateau-style mansion in L.A.  That’s right, Candy Spelling is selling, and now can have a shot at living next to Hefner (who can put a dollar tag on that?) [Breitbart]

• That guy who won the last season of Top Chef is selling t-shirts that say “I HAVE A CULINARY BONER.” We know nothing good ever comes from being on a reality tv show, but has it really gotten this bad, Tom Colicchio? [The Observer]

• “If that is not the opposite of ‘fun,’ we don’t know what is.” Fargo, ND has seen much better days, preparing for some ’shit’ Noah Ark style. [Gawker]

• So 1 in 3 people want a cap on stars and athletes salaries at $1 million? How are Brad and Angie supposed to feed all those kids?! [NY Post]

• Caffeine as a sport enhancing performance drug - A.Rod should have thought of this one. Might have been better for his image than the steroids and the cougars. [NY Times]

• De Niro’s Ago seems set to go [StrongBuzz]
• Angelina Jolie ain’t so sweet. Lies? [DailyIntel]
• Time Inc Alumni feel that they have some unfinished business [Gawker]
• The green paint on Grand Street keeps away tourists [curbed]
• Obama LISTENS when his wife speaks [HuffingtonPost]