• Another day, another celeb DUI. This time, it's Jaime Pressly, busted in Santa Monica for likely driving while hammered as her bail is set at $15k instead of $5k, the extra $10k reserved for when BAC is above .15 [TMZ]
• Since the ever-tactful conservative talking head Ann Coulter referred to an MSNBC host as "retarded" via tweet, can we look forward to a Coulter-Sarah Palin face-off? [HuffPo]
• Former Commerce Secretary Bill Daley has been chosen as President Obama's new chief of staff [LATimes]
• Following the NYE mass death of blackbirds in Arkansas, more dead birds fall from Sweden's skies [KTLA]
• Can we all agree the core voters for the People's Choice Awards must be adolescent females since Twilight and Johnny Depp went home winners last night? [PE]

• Accenture drops Tiger Woods. Tear (JK). [CNN]

• Speaking of the hoe patrol, crazytown Ann Coulter compares Meghan McCain to Tiger Mistress. [Mediaite]

• Silvio Berlusconi hit in the face, bloodied, with a statue. [Intel]

• Emma Watson playing around at Brown. [ONTD]

• Lindsay Lohan visits sick women and children (no, not her own family) in India. [People]

• Sex and the Scientologist: L. Ron Hubbard outlines the policy. [Gawker]

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