• Here are some Trump/Kushner wedding photos that probably won’t make the album. [Gawker]

• Lindsay Lohan snaps at a fan trying to take a picture. How out of character. [EOnline]

• The Gubernator gets dirty (and creative, apparently) with encoded profanity. [NYT]

• James Franco spoofs his own Gucci ad. [SassyBella]

• The “Grumpkin,” your friendly 932 pound Halloween carving. [Gothamist]

• Brian Austin Green’s gun stolen from home. The concerning takeaway should be that David Silver owned a gun. [ONTD]

Who better to give a send off speech to Olympians than the Governator himself? For those of you who don’t know, Arnold won the Mr. Universe bodybuilding title 7 straight times before he went to take over Hollywood and California politics, making his words all the more poingant. So what did Arnold have to say? “Don’t be a girlie man!” Just kidding. You’ll just have to watch and see for yourself, its totally worth it.