It's Monday, so we're all in recovery mode and still really hungover from the weekend but we need more than just a couple extra hours of sleep to get through the day. Personally, my day can't get started without eating a pork roll, egg and cheese, but alas, we are in the Hamptons and pork roll is not available. No need to fret people, here are the best foods you can get your hands on to get the ball rolling. [Photo via]

• MySpace pretty much worthless? Trying telling that to the approximately 250,000,000 users! [Huffington Post]

• Vampires are the new gays? Technically, since they are immortal, shouldn't they be the old gays? [Gawker]

• Finally, someone is doing something about those filthy bananas! Emma Pillsbury will be stoked. [Gothamist]

• Facebook and Twitter's growths flatten out. Maybe they've past puberty. So, the question is, where is everyone going online? Besides Guest of a Guest, of course. [Mashable]

• Being a chocoholic is good for you.  Seriously. [InStyle]

• Wait, didn't Obama just win the Nobel Peace Prize? So that must be why he's sending more troops to Afghanistan.  I totally get it. [NYPost]