Last night in NYC, Glenn Close and Coco Rocha "Bid To Save The Earth" at Christie's Green Auction, the New Museum honored Paul McCarthy at their spring gala, Barbara Walters and Katie Couric were at the Four Seasons to celebrate the 35 most powerful people in media, Scout Willis performed at The Standard, East Village for the launch of BAMart silent auction, and more. Last night's parties were all about the spring galas! More»

• According to witnesses, Mark Zuckerberg and Sean Parker got into a heated screaming match outside The Beverly over the Facebook-Spotify partnership recently (probably the same weekend they were spotted at Paul & Andre?), but Parker made sure to leave a $5,000 tip before leaving the club. Nerd drama! [Post]
• Due to her failure to appear at 9 scheduled visits at the Downtown Women's Center for court-ordered community service, Lindsay Lohan has been kicked out of the program. [KTLA]

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[President Obama at House of Blues fundraiser via] It ain't easy being Barack Obama. Hip, modern Presidencies have hip, modern problems, so while the FDRs and LBJs of the world also had to grapple with recession, war, and divided Congress, they were spared the additional agonies of the 24-hour news cycle, the Tea Party, and having to worry about whether or not B.o.B. would show up to your fundraiser. Luckily for President O, he's a big picture kind of guy, so when his intricately planned fundraiser event at the House Of Blues on Sunset Strip yesterday was interrupted by a religious heckler, the President kept his cool. More»

• Before their Hindu marriage ceremony, Katy Perry and Russell Brand are taking all their wedding guests on a tiger safari in India [Post]
• A Wells Fargo employee confesses to authorizing as many as 500 foreclosures per day without reading their documents [HuffPo]
• Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg storm off "The View" after guest Bill O'Reilly offends them with proposed NYC mosque stance [KTLA]
• TLC drops a clip from Sarah Palin's upcoming reality show that will make you queasy [PE]
• A 150-year-old lock of Abe Lincoln's hair will go to the highest bidder in an auction [TMZ]

• Reality TV to have its own category at the upcoming Emmy Awards this Sunday.  Does this spell further doom for our collective intelligence? [WaPo]
• O'Reilly thinks JBiebs is the anti-christ.  How dare he not aspire to athletic prowess over world wide fame and therefore blaspheme the American dream? [NYMag]
• Here's a shocker: eggs are bad for you.  And easily contaminated when produced on factory farms.  Egg recall!  Who knew eggs bore risk of salmonella poisoning?! [Salon]
• McCain's midterm election race has had its ups and downs, but will he emerge victorious today? [NYTimes]
• Live in D.C.? You might have bed bugs!  It's just one more reason to never sleep [WashCityPaper]

• According to Dina Lohan, Lindsay won't be doing the full court-ordered 90 days of rehab [TMZ]
• Hilary Duff's fiancé, Mike Comrie, has his bachelor party at Trousdale [Post]
• In case you weren't aware, finding work as a young adult has never been harder [CNBC]
• Judge is doubtful Prop 8 sponsors can legally appeal his ruling to overturn ban on gay marriage [HP]
• Jennifer Aniston one-ups Bill O'Reilly on parenting issue [PE]

• Bruce Cameron Clark: Bespokenator. [NYT]
• The Wall Street Journal wants you to know that when the bad men come to murder you, they will try to use your text messages to confuse the police. Will future bad menget away with it? Not now that the WSJ is on the case!!!!! [WSJ]
• Bill O'Reilly says mean things about gay-themed McDonalds ad from France. Breaking: Bill O'Reilly is a jerk. [NYDN]
• Hahaha! SI Yankees pitching coach robbed by miniskirted women who visited him when god-fearin' people were in bed watching "Dancing With The Stars." You know, hookers. [Post]
• The day you've long feared has come to pass: zombies in Williamsburg. [Village Voice]
• The 101 Best Sandwiches List gets easier to integrate into your life. [GrubStreet]

• Bill O'Reilly has a Bad Romance for Lady Gaga? [Gawker]

• Get out your scissors and glue. BP will use shears to cut leaking pipe. [FoxNews]
  

• Tired of kvetching about your issues with D.C. and no one caring? Get help now! [WaPo]

• You may want to brush up on your soccer skills for this year's Pride Parade. [DCist]

• Slather on that sunblock for the Biden Beach Boardwalk party! [TheHill]