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Old people! It never really looks like they're having that much fun, does it? Whether it's reading Newsweek (that magazine still exists, right?) with a magnifying glass or filling their refrigerators with batteries, our nation's elderly have perfected the art of making all tasks seem like laborious chores. Even golf, once that most noble of ways for rich white people to escape their hellish families and drink all day, is now the exclusive purview of those nearly too feeble to lift their clubs. Well, we'll let Great-Uncle Cornelius hang on to golf for the time being, because we've got bigger plans: we're taking Bingo back with the Underground Rebel Bingo Club. More»

The lowest-rated show on network television was back with a vengeance last night. We saw a Southern Belle in the twilight of her life maybe become an escort! We met some new miserable people.  We watched a miserable person we already knew on a treadmill, spinning her wheels and going nowhere, much like this series. More»

• Kiefer Sutherland's Glasgow Kiss on Jack McCollough, and subsequent legal consequences, may delay 24's shooting schedule in NYC [THR]

• OK people.  Self-immunization at "swine-flu parties" is not a good idea, no matter how those chickenpox sleepovers worked when you were a kid [NYT] More»