"What's this?" you ask, "An early glimpse of what's to come at the Jersey Shore this summer?" Oh no. This, GofG reader, is a look at a rare breed of species known as the bogan, captured by The Cobrasnake on his current trip to Australia. These dudes are the Aussie answer to the guido, clearly. Bling? Check. Wifebeater? Check. Pencil-thin eyebrows? Check. Perma-tan? Check. Aussies... they're just like us!

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