• Even though he could have probably had his pick of any one (or two or three) of the girls who were swarming around him during the Maxim Hot 100 party on Wednesday night, Leonardo DiCaprio spent the night flirting but went home solo [NYPost]
• A domestic dispute call yesterday in Hollywood ended in gunfire at a residence on the 1200 block of Las Palmas after police arrived on the scene; a man and woman were shot but their condition and who fired the shots is unknown [LATimes]
• It seems Lindsay Lohan is off the hook temporarily and will not be going to jail when she lands on U.S. soil after all.  At least not right away since her people were able to rush over $10k, which is the requisite 10% of her $100,000 bail to secure the bond [TMZ]
• Mee-ow! Google execs openly ripped Apple while giving presentations at the Google I/O developer conference this week, with their VP of engineering contrasting their open platform to a "Draconian future, a future where one man, one company, one device, one carrier would be our only choice" and then presented a 1984 poster.  Okay, that's a little dramatic... [Huffington Post]
• After surviving a major brain hemorrhage last month, Bret Michaels suffered an unrelated "warning stroke" and is currently receiving outpatient treatment [KTLA]

• Bret Michaels released from hospital. Doctors expect full recovery. [AP]
• Olsen twins put apartment on the market for $8.5 million, including never used kitchen. [Curbed]
• Manhattan loses Gino's, one of its great red-sauce Italian restaurants. [NYP]
• Bill Murray reads poetry to construction workers. [AllTop]
• Fred Durst thinks what the world really needs right now is a Limp Bizkit reunion. [Vulture]
• Coney Island's Siren Fest announces lineup. Limp Bizkit doesn't make the cut. [BKVegan]

• Lindsay banned from Trousdale after chucking a glass at Sam Ronson's head [TMZ]
• Bret Michaels remains in ICU for brain hemorrhage that started Thursday [MTV]
• How would you feel about a massive park over the 101 connecting Civic Center and Chinatown? [LATimes]
• Introducing the boob pillow (yes, an actual pillow meant for boobs) [Glamour]
• "Mad Men's" Vincent Katheiser is an extreme minimalist, and quite literally lives in a wooden box with no toilet [Huffington Post]

According to rumors, Bret Michaels, Cyndi Lauper, and Rod Blagovich are set to start filming the newest season of Celebrity Apprentice on Tuesday. The episodes will begin airing in the Spring of 2010. Bret Michaels and Cyndi Lauper (sort of?) make sense, but Rod? Don't most job apps ask if you've ever been arrested? Apparently, the ex-governor has been DYING to get on a reality show: he tried to be on "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here", but was denied travel permission. Cause, you know. He's still awaiting trial for corruption. No big.

Last week while standing in line for the Hampton Jitney on the way back from the city, a demure and well-spoken woman came up to me. 'Going to the Hamptons?' she said. 'Um, yes,' I tried to say through a mouth full of chicken sandwich (hey, it had been a long day week). 'We just started a new business you might be interested in,' she handed me an envelope and mysteriously slinked away. Feeling a little like Chuck Bass with his weird stamp and bizarro secret society (minus drugs and prostitutes), I opened up the formal yellow envelope she handed me with a perfectly tied black ribbon as she walked away. More»

This cozy cottage hugs gorgeous Peconic bay, smack dab in the middle of wine country. It comes with a dock, grill, outdoor shower, and deck. There is only 1 bedroom (plus a pull-out couch), making it, imho, the perfect couples' retreat! More photos after the jump.

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