John Stamos, child star Bailee Madison and Grammy-nominee Dave Koz host a gala to benefit the lives of terminally and chronically ill children; Natassja Kinski and Marisa Tomei join Gene Kelly's widow for an evening at paying tribute to the legendary film star and the scope of his innovations in direction and choreography; Julia Roberts, Amy Smart, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss and Peter Fonda kick off their shoes for a beachside benefit for Heal The Bay in Santa Monica; Drew Brees hosts actors, Olympians, military heroes and former baseball greats for the kickoff of his celebrity golf tournament. There was plenty of action last night in SoCal and we've got all the details in this TGIF edition of Last Night's Parties! More»

Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are truly a double threat. They both bring home (and ostensibly enjoy) the bacon, they teamed up for a game-changing unisex fragrance, and you get the impression that if Lamar ever goes down with an sprained ankle or something, Khloe could probably give your team 20-25 minutes of serviceable power forward play off the bench. For all of these reasons, L.A. was sorry to see them go when Lamar was unceremoniously dumped off to the Dallas Mavericks, and since Dallas is basically Daytona Beach with bigger lawns and nicer cars, we can't imagine they were thrilled either. But on Monday night, at least, they were back in town, as the Lakers took on the Mavs. Let's see how it went! More»

• Oh you flyover states never cease to amaze with your absolute insanity and ability to work Satan into any conversation: yesterday someone defaced a North Carolina church sign to read "Beyonce had her baby. Satan is on Earth." What did Blue Ivy ever do to you? [TMZ]
• As exit polls reflected, GOP presidential front-runner Mitt Romney wins the New Hampshire primary in an "across-the-board sweep." [LATimes]

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[This post is the result of the combined efforts of Alex and Emily who burnt the midnight oil brainstorming and bitching, together.]

Although we like to pretend that New Year's Resolutions are actually positive and hopeful, when you think about it, they really just force you to dwell on what you hate about yourself: your looks, your job, your life. So this New Year's, instead of beating ourselves up over stupid perfectionist resolutions, let's direct our loathing towards the awfulness that surrounds us every day, be it in advertising, pop culture, news, or modern life. ["Besides, introspection is for bitches."-Emily] With that, here are 10 things that reared their ugly heads this year we hope that 2012 will wipe from the face of the Earth, bringing us fresh choices which, while inevitably just as horrid, will at least be mercifully different. More»

[Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries photo via] Even though anybody on the planet with WiFi can seen her naked for free, it's been widely reported that People Magazine is shelling out a whopping $1.5 million for the exclusive photos of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' wedding. Despite my concerns for society that the event has been called America's answer to the Royal Wedding, we of course want to know the details of the night and exactly how tacky the whole thing was. To be honest it sounds like it wasn't all that special/dismal of an affair and the particulars are pretty boring so I'll try and spare you the painful ones. Here's what we know: More»

I didn't want to take out my annoyance with the Kardashians on the letter K, but it's too late. I hate the letter K and I hate that the Kardashians whore it out so much. But what do I hate the most? That every company eats it up for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and will willingly drop an offensive amount of money to have those three blockheads slap their obnoxious "K" all over their products. Case in point, Nicole by OPI. [Photo via] More»