We know you don't believe us, but there's actually light at the end of the Awards Season tunnel, with this Sunday playing host to the biggest and most prestigious of them all, the 84th Academy Awards. And you know what that means, L.A.– in terms of lavish, all-out, star-studded parties, we really ain't seen nothing yet. So dry-clean that tux, polish those shoes, and call in every favor you have, because here's our Official GofG L.A. 2012 Oscar Weekend Party Guide. More»

• Kevin Huvane pops bottles at The Abbey to celebrate the $500 million sale of his stake in CAA [Post]
• Poor Lil Wayne is going into solitary confinement for stashing prohibited music gear in his jail cell [KTLA]
• A picture is worth a thousand words, right Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent? [TMZ]
• Any way you look at it, Jerry Brown is leading Meg Whitman in the polls in the race for CA governor [HuffPo]
• Lisa Rinna wants you to know she has deflated her huuuge upper lip [PE]

• Clooney flashes his flask, making us love him all the more. [Gawker]

• Corey Haim found dead of an overdose. [TMZ]

• The "playful Baroque" Trousdale opens on Sunset. [Eater]

• Are both Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni having affairs? [DailyBeast]

• Stiffler leaves CAA for ICM. [DeadlineHwood]

• Perez Hilton will make a cameo on tonight's premiere of America's Next Top Model. [Perez]

• Jersey Shore heads south for season 2. [Radar]

• "An Education" screenwriter and UK author Nick Hornby signs with WME. [Variety]

• Malibu High School has reality series in the works, starring students that don't party. Um, we didn't like those kids then, so we probably won't watch a show about them, now. [Curbed]

• Conan O'Brien find something to do with all the free time: joins Twitter! [JustJared]

• Halle Berry switches up ICM for CAA. [DeadlineHWood]

• Zac Posen for Target has already hit eBay. [Racked]

• Hurt Locker bickering with Avator, gets three minute time out. [TheWrap]

• Famous and somber faces gather for Alexander McQueen's funeral. [VogueUK]

• Zoolander will have a sequel! [DeadlineHWood]