-For the 26th year, Montauk fishermen will be competing to clear all sharks out of the ocean, or at least as many as they can. [Southampton Patch]

-The people behind the Hamptons Wildlife Conservation Film Festival care more about the animals than anything else [Elite Traveler]

-Bruce Weber's life on Long Island, as documented through his camera lens, is coming to the Bellport-Brookhaven Historical Society [New York Times] More»

• Gossip blogging's up-and-comers bare their souls, pose awkwardly for photo together [Times]
• Madonna to daughter Lourdes: Don't dress like a ho. [NYDN]
• Shopaholic Screenwriter solved all her parenting problems by sending her kid to India. [Post]
• Bus driver reprimanded for using cell phone whales on his supervisor [Gothamist]
• Martha Stewart knows how to lull chickens to sleep through force of will. [Post]