%@$#ING FINALLY! Here it is, everyone. Behold, the official Coachella 2013 lineup just released by Goldenvoice on the Coachella website. And The Rolling Stones NO esta! Also, what in the world are the Stone Roses doing in that Friday headliner slot? How confused is everyone by this? Because my friend just asked me if "Stoned Rose" is a band. More>>

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%@$#ING FINALLY! Here it is, everyone. Behold, the official Coachella 2013 lineup just released by Goldenvoice on the Coachella website. And The Rolling Stones NO esta! Also, what in the world are the Stone Roses doing in that Friday headliner slot? How confused is everyone by this? Because my friend just asked me if "Stoned Rose" is a band. More»

As we make our way through the final stretch of January, we're left questioning what is taking so long as anticipation of the bill, traditionally released mid-month, for this year's still lineup-less Coachella 2013 intensifies with each passing day. But there's plenty of noise to fill the void, as a steady flow of worthless non-information courtesy of message board wackos who have the time and Photoshop know-how to fabricate fake LA Times articles, as well as those masters of withholding at Goldenvoice. Following that mystifying photo of a lone rock in the Empire Polo Field, yesterday Coachella both tickled and infuriated with another uninformative tease in the form of video titled "Bloom," a trippy time-lapse clip of the festival sprouting up from polo grounds, posted to its official Facebook page: More»

As we make our way through the final stretch of January, we're left questioning what is taking so long as anticipation of the bill, traditionally released mid-month, for this year's still lineup-less Coachella 2013 intensifies with each passing day. But there's plenty of noise to fill the void, as a steady flow of worthless non-information courtesy of message board wackos who have the time and Photoshop know-how to fabricate fake LA Times articles, as well as those masters of withholding at Goldenvoice. Following that mystifying photo of a lone rock in the Empire Polo Field, yesterday Coachella both tickled and infuriated with another uninformative tease in the form of video titled "Bloom," a trippy time-lapse clip of the festival sprouting up from polo grounds, posted to its official Facebook page. More>>

Rampant speculation on the Coachella 2013 lineup continues following last week's major hint droppage that The Rolling Stones would be a headliner this year. With the official festival lineup traditionally released right around this time of the month in January, the anticipation is mounting and today we get another tease thanks to MTV which took the liberty of leaking a 2013 lineup flyer. Albeit, a totally fake one someone who learned how to use Photoshop over there made with a pretty hilarious list of "performers" that might make you snort... More»

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You could get pregnant two months from now, have the baby, and then it would be Coachella 2013. Just to put it in perspective, that's how much your life could change between now and then. But I guess being one of those Coachella baby people next year is just not a concern to those who purchased tickets yesterday when the presale began and sold out in a matter of hours. The craziest part is, I'm not even a little bit surprised. More»

Well, I guess we shouldn't be surprised by this, given Goldenvoice's clear intent to make Coachella 2013 a topic of discussion every week between now and next April, but I guess this is still a big deal: it appears that we already have the lineup for next year's Coachella. Sure, I can see how you might be skeptical, given that it comes to us via noted less-than-serious website Funny or Die, but take a moment to read it over after the jump. If you've ever been to Coachella (or even just heard your friends' endless Coachella stories), I think you'll agree it's just too accurate to be a forgery. More»

Despite the fact that a good many out there are still paying off the costs to both their bank account and brain cell count of attending Coachella this year, we learned Monday that Goldenvoice very simply does not care. It hasn't even been a full month since this year's two-week desert music fest, but the unbelievably premature presale for Coachella 2013 tickets begins this morning. And as your faithful source for all things Coachella, we have the details on what you need to know about purchasing Advance Sale tickets to the festival that doesn't even have a lineup when they go on sale in about 30 minutes. More»