• Tiger Woods finally returns home, asks, "Yo Elin, where my hoes?" [TMZ]

• Kate Gosselin and Shannon Doherty among next season's Dancing with the Stars contestants. [JustJared]

• Leno's return to nighttime opens a can of ratings whoop ass on Letterman. [DeadlineHWood]

• OJ Simpson's court suit to be Smithsonian gift. What, the bloody glove wasn't available? [CNN]

• Jon Gosselin's ex Hailey Glassman takes a low blow via Twitter. Klassy. [RadarOnline]

• Postal Service might stop Saturday deliveries. Come on guys, we all battle hangovers. [CNN]

• Save porn! [TheWrap]

• Project Runway for Wii out today! Make it work! [WWD]

• Our Redesign Party at 675 Bar fuels the High Society Feud. [NYP]

• Kate Gosselin and Shannon Doherty among next season's Dancing with the Stars contestants. [JustJared]

• Giant, blow up pig representing non-union workers visits Keith McNally's Pulinos. [Eater]

• Coco Rocha engaged! [Modelina]

• ABC threatens cable blackout, striking fear into the heart of every New Yorker. You think I'm kidding? It's Oscar weekend! [NYP]

• OJ Simpson's court suit to be Smithsonian gift. What, the bloody glove wasn't available? [CNN]

• NYC subway reality show put on hold. We live it, so why watch it on tv? [Intel]

• How the Post poached Harold Ford Jr. story from the Times. [Mediaite]

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Friday night, the United Nations did their best to help the world come together. By dancing in the Bohemian National Hall. More»

• Actress Mackenzie Phillips admits to sexual relationship with her famous musician father. We suddenly can't finish our breakfast. [CNN]

• K Fed to be on Celebrity Fit Club. HA! [People]

• Ivanka Trump will release only a single photo of her wedding to Jared Kushner to the press. [Intel]

• Study confirms Americans getting more rude. Hold on one sec, I just need to take this call. [NYP]

• Dancing with the Stars roundup, including Kelly Osbourne looking great. [EOnline]

• Hayden Panettiere dating Enoutage's "E?" A cute short couple! [ONTD]

• Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay injured while rehearsing for "Dancing with the Stars," but plans to continue competing. Wow, SUCH a survivor. [CNN]

• Oceana opens today! But don't go, yet - no eating during Fashion Week! [GrubSt]

• The Cobrasnake is officially launching a clothing line. Um, random? [BB]

• A look at Tavern on the Green's long descent. Sad face. [NYT]

• Following Ben Bernanke's declaration that the recession is "technically" over, an ode to The Greatest Depression. We're suckers for nostalgia. [NYMag]

• Matt Damon gives George Clooney's girlfriend the thumbs up. Where's my Paxil? [People]

• Rupert Murdoch promises you wont be getting any news from him for free in the next year. Same with Steven Brill. But do they seriously thinking people are going to pay? Are these men leaders or nuts?[Valleywag]

• We broke the story on Harvey Weinstein shopping around for a buyer of his shares in asw, a small peice in the puzzle of the crumbling of a dynasty. Get caught up! [NYTimes] More»

[Cast of Burn the Floor. Photos by BEN GABBE for PMc]. As the mercury continues to rise, things are also heating up on Broadway with the opening of the latest dance show, Burn The Floor, last night at the Longacre Theatre to a star-studded audience and an even hotter after-party at Providence. Carri Anne Inaba, Nigel Lythgoe, Susan Lucci and world-class dancers all turned out to support the show previously performed in 30 countries. More»

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