• Renegades in Park Slope refuse to cooperate with MacLaren recall. [NY Mag]

• Angelina’s brood grows. [Jezebel]

• The Standard wants to open more bars… [Eater]

• … but aren’t they inviting enough trouble? [Gawker]

• Tired of shopping for bras? Try an implantable one. [Gizmodo]

• Letterman blackmailer actually just trying to sell a screenplay. [Daily Beast]

Starting today, the New York Comedy Festival salutes the local laugh scene’s present and future players with a series of shows and panels. While an established event, hecklers, of course, are still welcome. More»

• California to honor Harvey Milk. [NYT]

• What Claudia Schiffer learned as a supermodel. Also useful to normal people! [InStyle]

• Here’s why you’re still single. Yes, you’re ugly. Kidding, kidding. [CNN]

• University warns interns about working for Letterman. Can we just take a minute and wonder why any cute young thing would want to hook up with this man. Are we on crazy pills, here? [People]

• Carly Simon sues Starbucks, saying flop of her mood music CD due to lack of promotion. Starbucks responds, wake up and smell the half caff skim latte, honey. [NYP]

• LiLo in Paris: cigarettes and leggings. Surprise, surprise. [ONTD]

• Is another wedding in the works for Sex and the City movie part deux? Between Anthony and Stanford?! [DailyIntel]

• SNL favorites will take over Barney’s “Have a Witty Holiday” window displays. [Racked]

• Katy Perry and Russell Brand debut their love on the red carpet in Paris. How Romantic. [EOnline]

• Early morning tragedy causes mayhem on the L Train. [Gawker]

• NYC officials bend the rules for David Letterman. Shocking. [Gothamist]

• David Letterman apologizes to wife on show. [CNN]

• MTV to air DJ AM series. [EOnline]

• Pete Wentz cuts his hair, calling act, “the death of the emo swoosh.” [NYMag]

• People ignore calorie postings in food choices. Two words: Starbucks muffins. [NYT]

• Levi Johnston can now add pistachio spokesman to his white trash checklist long list of life accomplishments. [People]

Lutheran guilt? That’s a new one. So just who is this ex-Midwestern comedian, and what does he have to be so guilty about? More»

• Letterman reveals affairs with staff to stop blackmail extortionist. [CNN]

• Lauren Conrad admits she is a bad actress. Wait, but isn’t the Hills real? [People]

• Topshop holiday collection slideshow! [NYMag]

• Eater gets a makeover as it goes national today, but back in the New York edition (the only place we care about), see what restaurants made the essential list. [Eater]

• Matt Damon drops in on Entourage finale. [EOnline]

• Kanye’s tour a dud? Oh, karma. [TMZ]