• Justin Bieber's getting his license, probably so that he can drive Tina Fey to the malt shop. Also, the DMV let him take multiple photos so that he doesn't look like a doof. [TMZ]
• Madonna's daughter, Lourdes, might be headed for LaGuardia HS. Get ready for FAME reboot 2,000 [Times]
• Coney Island rides don't die, they just go to Honduras. [Gothamist]
• Jake Gyllenhaal says he's "okay" without Reese Witherspoon, so clearly he's not. [NYDN]
• Hip NYC/Vegas lighting designer Alejandro Bulaevsky has died (under KINKY CONDITIONS, the Post wants you to know) [Post]

[A mourner at Michael Jackon's funeral at the Staples Center comes bearing flowers. All photos via Getty] How many times have you heard "Thriller" or "Bad" played out in the past week? Ever since news hit of Michael Jackson's passing, party DJs have jumped on the chance to remember the King of Pop through his music. It died down over the Fourth of July weekend, for sure, but with today's memorial all over the news, there's sure to be another surge of MJ anthems. Since we're partying types with a moral conscience, we implore DJs: respect MJ's memory, and pick the appropriate song to play at the appropriate time! Here's our Guide to What MJ Hit to Play When, followed by some pictures of the funeral ceremony: More»