Come to Dempsey’s Pub tonight and do something that you’ve (hopefully) never done before, namely taking an exam while under the influence. Comedian Janet Rosen and songwriter Tony Hightower present their Drunken Smart Ass Olympics, which is comprised of 51 questions on everything from pop culture to astronomy. If they can’t stump you, prizes in the past have included Broadway tickets, dinner for two, and of course, free drinks. Two drink minimum, show up between 7:30 and 9:30, the earlier the better.