Have you ever lived in Florida? I have, and man, is that place weird. Granted, I lived in Miami, which is weird in its own unique way (think of the fictional Latin American island in The Expendables, and then add more gunfire), but Florida in general is a swampy wasteland of Confederate flag trailer hitches, bugs the size of iPhones, and, of course, Spring Breakers acting so horrible that it kind of makes me agree with Rick Santorum on the whole "not everyone should go to college" thing. It should come as no surprise whatsoever that Maxim is on the scene in Panama City, Spring Break capital of FL. MORE>>

A debaucherous, movie-style college Spring Break is a lot like going to In-N-Out alone: on the one hand, it's a completely shameful activity that will invariably produce regret and self-loathing down the line, but it sure is satisfying at the time. So in order to give these photos of "30 Rock" star Katrina Bowden promoting the Wii game "Just Dance 3" in Panama City for Maxim Magazine (yes, you read that correctly) their proper due, I will attempt to capture the carefree spirit of the University of Central Florida fratboys that were there, inevitably having the times of their lives before they move on to take over their parents' roofing businesses. You ready, brahhh? More»

Honestly, I'm not even sure how this Web site lasted as long as long as it did. Nik Richie, the douchebag owner of the misogynist, racist Web site TheDirty.com, is facing a December 9th court date that could shut his gossip site down for good.

Richie's Web site has done everything from accuse random people for having AIDS (with the accused's photo), call perfectly lovely girls ugly (complete with first and last names), and accuse random people, again with first and last name, for drug use.

All you have to do is email him a nasty story about someone, provide pictures, and he'll post it. Bonus points if you're a jilted lover with an axe to grind!

He whined yesterday about his court date and his first amendment rights, but let's remember that freedom of speech is much like freedom of movement: my right to swing my fist stops at your face. You can't just attack random private citizens, Nik. The Kardashians, the Salahis, and politicians are fair game, though! More»

In case you didn't have a Google Alert set for "Kanye West + Hitler," you might have missed the latest salvo in the admittedly talented rapper/producer's attempt to do something so mind-bogglingly obnoxious that the universe instantly collapses in on itself. Performing this weekend at the Big Chill music festival in the UK, Kanye embarked upon one of his signature "I'm so brilliant and misunderstood" whines, which culminated in an extraordinary moment. [Photo via] More»

Guys, we're really struggling here to process this one... Earlier this month, the appearance of the tiger from The Hangover at Supperclub was commissioned in honor of a birthday celebration of a Hollywood promoter. Now, riddle me this: why pay a supposed $3k to keep an animal caged outside the party when the club itself is basically an unrestrained zoo filled with feral creatures of the animal kingdom inside? Seems like such a waste, ya know? More»

Guess what, everyone? You don't have to hide from your tasteless, obnoxious urges and crude parlance anymore. At least not if it's your birthday! After coming across one of the more uncouth and generally objectionable birthday party invites to that of a local, it hit us: birthdays are the ideal time to flaunt your douchery to the world, even the cool, hip thing to do these days! More»