• Meg Whitman once cost ebay a six-figure settlement for getting aggressive with a subordinate [KTLA]
• Does Tiger Woods have a secret love child with a porn star? [Radar]
• Entire Canadian football team suspended for "most significant doping issue" in the history of their university sports [HuffPost]
• DO NOT take Lady Gaga's picture when she isn't ready [NYPost]
• Charlie Sheen's car stolen and driven over the side of Mulholland... again [TMZ]

• Malibu High School has reality series in the works, starring students that don't party. Um, we didn't like those kids then, so we probably won't watch a show about them, now. [Curbed]

• Conan O'Brien find something to do with all the free time: joins Twitter! [JustJared]

• Halle Berry switches up ICM for CAA. [DeadlineHWood]

• Zac Posen for Target has already hit eBay. [Racked]

• Hurt Locker bickering with Avator, gets three minute time out. [TheWrap]

• Famous and somber faces gather for Alexander McQueen's funeral. [VogueUK]

• Zoolander will have a sequel! [DeadlineHWood]

DJ AM's Shoe Collection. Support the DJ AM Memorial Fund and help maintain the legacy of Adam Goldstein by buying one of the over 800 pairs of sneakers he has collected over the years. Mostly size 12, these shoes are on eBay now and are selling out fast. More»

• Take a peak at the very inventive and dedicated efforts of those who tried to crash the Marc Jacobs afterparty. [FashionWeek]

• Skype sues eBay for copyrights infringement. [WSJ]

• Say hello to the new Girls Next Door, who compare the Playboy Mansion to a Disney castle. Yes, except there's sex with an old dude. [EOnline]

• Facebook nearly as large as US population, and now turning a profit. [CNN]

• Jennifer Aniston might go into the restaurant business, in NYC! Fortunately, no plans to feature flair. [Eater]

• The latest in dork obsessions is a new website, udorse.com. Rachelle is going to be up all night. [Udorse]

[Mild rejoice. All photos via Getty.] eBay usually gets free publicity from users selling silly things on their site, like kidneys or Michael Phelps' bong or a tampon that was DEFINITELY used by Britney Spears. This week (Monday through today from 1-5pm), eBay tried their hand at their very own Times Square publicity stunt, enlisting the likes of the screechy gay actor Mario Cantone to host a fun-filled "game show" called "Let's Make a Daily Deal." Monty Hill, a real live legitimate game show host, was also somehow involved. More»

A simple search on Ebay with the keywords Lehman Brothers uncovers a treasure trove of prep-tastic goodies from the "green monster" that include canvas totes, duffles, hats, a Nalgene bottle, and of course our favorites - the Lehman stress ball and the Lehman Brothers Emergency Evacuation Kit!  The only thing missing from this splendid smorgasbord is a golden parachute.

So will these fashion items become a new trend for the fall, similar to how Bear Stearn's apparel became the coveted fashion pieces of the moment back in the spring?

I don't usually like to play the role of a carnival barker, but I have to say,  "get 'em while they're hot!" Perfect for a weekend in Nantucket, The Vineyard, or the Hamptons.  That stress ball is just begging to be squeezed. For a wonderful collage of Lehman collectibles you can scoop up, click here, or the picture to the right-->