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• Jack Sparrow gets pepper-sprayed after a nasty fight breaks out between Cat Woman, an alien, and another pirate on Hollywood Blvd in front of the Kodak Theatre. What the hell, Batman? Where are you when we need you? [KTLA]
• Roseanne Barr officially joins the race for the Green Party's nomination to run in the 2012 presidential election. [KABC]

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• The L.A. Clippers beat the L.A. Lakers 114-95 in last night's exhibition opener in which Mr. World Peace missed all eight of his shots. [KTLA]
• A new initiative by proponents of marriage equality attempts to get the issue of same-sex marriage in California back on the ballot, a measure that could extend the court battle over Prop 8 for several more years. [KABC]

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• A police-ordered deadline for Occupy LA campers to disperse from City Hall's lawn at midnight causes reverse effect, draws more protesters, but there are still no plans to evict them. [LATimes]
• Miley Cyrus announces she's a big a stoner and smokes lots of ganja at her 19th birthday party at the Roosevelt. [TMZ]

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• Egypt's prime minister Ahmed Shafiq, appointed by Mubarak before being ousted, resigns as protesters prepare large demonstrations against him [LATimes]
• Are Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson dating? They were spotted in vacationing in Cabo... [OTRC]
• Tareq and Michaele Salahi, the infamous White House crashers, are slated for the cast of next season's "Celebrity Rehab" along with some other stellar characters [TMZ]
• After an arrest for public intoxication this week, Christina Aguilera signs on as a judge for NBC's new singing competition show "The Voice" [PE]
• Somehow Charlie Sheen is passing drug tests with flying colors and challenges estranged wife Brooke Mueller to match him test for test [KTLA]

• Borders bookstore chain falls on hard times, files for Ch. 11 bankruptcy protection [KABC]
• In wake of uprisings in Tunisia and Egypt, protests erupt in neighboring Middle Eastern and North African countries Libya, Yemen and Bahrain [LATimes]
• You can read all about Justin Bieber's thoughts on U.S. politics, health care, and his pro-life stance in the new issue of Rolling Stone [HuffPo]
• Charlie Sheen might want to wait until all the blow is out of his system before calling into radio shows to offer Lindsay Lohan advice [TMZ]
• After CBS reporter Lara Logan gets attacked when caught in Egyptian protests, networks consider pulling all female reporters from the region [PE]

• Authorities investigate the cause of the illness outbreak said to have originated at the Playboy Mansion that affected dozens who attended an event at the estate [LATimes]
• President Obama proposes a budget to congress with spending cuts on programs that help the working poor, middle class, and would increase student debt on loans for graduate school [HuffPo]
• Irate Justin Bieber fans freak out on the internet after he loses the Grammy for Best New Artist to Esperanza Spalding, hack her Wikipedia page [PE]
• Speaking of winners, Bill Murray won the pro-am PGA Tournament at Pebble Beach this weekend [TMZ]
• Unconfirmed reports surface stating Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak is in poor health as the country continues to protest in the streets [KABC]

• After protesters erupt in outrage at Hosni Mubarak's announcement that he would not cede his presidency, he resigns quietly and leaves military in control of Egypt as Cairo rejoices [HuffPo]
• Lakers have biggest win of the season last night beating the Celtics, still salty from losing to them in last year's championship, on their own Boston turf [LATimes]
• Jamie Foxx gets into a little scuffle with another guy at last night's private Usher performance at Avalon [TMZ]
• A Newport Beach man who claims to have a permit to grow marijuana calls the cops to report 25 pounds (pounds!) of weed worth an estimated $50k stolen from his home [KTLA]
• Lady Gaga's much hyped single "Born This Way" (off the upcoming album her producer bills as the Thriller of the 21st century) is released today [PE]

• After 17 days of unyielding protests in the streets demanding he cedes power, Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak is expected to step down in an address to the country scheduled tonight [LATimes]
• Hallelujah: The iPhone 4 for Verizon has FINALLY arrived and hits shelves in retail stores today! [CNET]
• Lindsay Lohan pleads not guilty to a felony grand theft charge, gets chewed out by the judge, is booked, posts $40,000 bail and is due back in court in two weeks for a hearing [KABC]
• Only in Mississippi would a group campaign for a state-issued license plate honoring a Confederate General and Ku Klux Klan grand wizard in a series of plates to commemorate the Civil War [HuffPo]
• In an interview for next month's issue of Details, Vanessa Hudgens is about as articulate as a 13-year-old who forgot to take her Ritalin and says Sir Michael Caine hits on her [PE]